Ten word adventure synopsis

From Abulafia Random Generators

The original entries of the generator are from Musings of the Chatty DM: [1]. The concept is to write a synopsis for an adventure or a story hook in exactly ten words.

[edit] In ten words

Dragon and vampire apocalypse. Can heroes use Great Ghost Dance?

Will players realize the campaign is based on song lyrics?

Bring me my mother’s right hand. She won’t need it.

Three princes go questing, but one plans to return alone.

Grognard takes up his lance, mistakenly charges Windmills. Then Wife.

The Tooth Fairy works alone. The Easter Bunny too. Why?

Fiendwurm belches demons over landscape. Heroes needed for EPIC cleaning.

Players get 23 on checks after watching Carrey film. Coincidence?

Investigators required to thwart the returns of a loftcraftian horror.

It’s locked? He’s dead? A puddle? Elementals, my dear Watson.